Receiving head feels terrific, but only if you find a partner willing and skilled enough to do it, otherwise it’s more of a struggle. Fortunately for those sporting a penis in their pants, or whatever clothes they like wearing, oral sex doesn’t always have to involve another person.
Enter – blowjob machines. Blowjob machines are automated male masturbatory devices that simulate oral sex without all the scraping, choking, and painful jaws. So, if you’re longing for a relaxing blowjob orgasm, and your significant other isn’t either willing or present, give blowjob machines a chance. They’re worth it.
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Things to consider – a short buyer’s guide
Size – We would never advocate that size matters; however, blowjobs machines might be an exception to that rule. Some of the devices on this list, though highly stimulating, are quite substantial in size. And though size doesn’t matter, traveling with an oversized blowjob machine is quite difficult.
Stimulation – Stimulation is maybe the most crucial factor to consider when choosing a blowjob machine. Some of the best blowjob machines on the market provide a myriad of stimulating features, while others keep things simple. Find the toy that works the best for you by considering various features sex toys offer.
Features – Modern, high-quality blowjob machines are packed with fantastic features and connectivity options. You might want a toy that connects with your partner’s toy for some long-distance fun, or the one that works with VR interactive porn. Not all blowjob machines are created equal, so consider their feature carefully.
The various factors we mentioned in our short buyer’s guide are supposed to help you decide what blowjob machine best suits your needs. For your consideration, we also comprised a list of best blowjob machines on the market:
Autoblow A.I.
Powered by an Artificial Intelligence, and featuring ten different blowjob patterns, the Autoblow A.I. sits at the top of our list. It features an abundance of patterns and speed variations, as well as an easy-to-use interface for smoother operation.
Autoblow A.I.is genuinely like no other masturbator on the market. To start off, the device comes in mostly white plastic that houses and a mighty, all-metal motor that’s built to last. The company redesigned the motor to be 50% quieter than the previous iteration of Autoblow.
Autoblow features ten different settings. Nine different variations are great, but they’re your standard variations. However, the tenth variation, the crown jewel, is the highly praised AI variation. Autoblow uses artificial intelligence to simulate a blowjob from the heavens, providing you with a toe-curling, spine numbing orgasm.
The toy’s creators used artificial intelligence to analyze hundreds, if not thousands of hours of porn. They created a blowjob algorithm that gives a blowjob so good that you’ll fall in love with mathematics.
Another thing worth noting is that Autoblow uses interchangeable sleeves. So as long as you got that pornstar-inspired 100% silicone mouth sleeve, you can blast your fluids in the world of fantasy.
Lovense Max 2
Max 2 is a high-tech, smart sex toy with a remote-control ability, several vibration and speed variations, and a whole new world of exciting sensations.
The toy is made of white ABS plastic, with ridges that allow the more comfortable grip of the device, though thanks to its strong contractions, gripping might be unnecessary. It features several vibration patterns and contraction settings, including custom patterns and vaginal contractions.
If you’re not a big fan of vaginas, we have good news – Max 2 ships out with a neutral orifice. A vaginal hole is available, though it sells separately. Both sleeves feature TPE materials, which pairs really well with water-based lubricants.
What classifies this toy as a smart device is it’s Bluetooth and Wi-Fi connectivity, a phone app, and full customization of vibrating and contracting patterns. You can even download and try new patterns since the app features a pattern library that is edited by its users.
Lastly, you can connect Lovense Max 2 to another Max or Lovense Nora, a smart lady-toy, for some long-distance couple “massage” session. With Max 2, the possibilities are endless.
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Lovehoney O Force 2
Like all Lovehoney products, the O Force 2 possesses powerful and orgasmic features, worth mentioning, even though it’s not an actual blowjob machine. It’s a penis sleeve with a shallow canal, perfect for stimulating the head of your penis.
The O Force 2’s body features phthalate-free, body-friendly silicone, with some ABS plastic detailing. This makes the device waterproof and fully submersible, so you can easily use it in the bath or a shower, and enjoy a rain of orgasms. The outside layer of silicone is ribbed, which ensures a good grip, even in the wettest of conditions.
On the back of the device, a twist back cap reveals a slot for three AA batteries required to run this dual-motor orgasmatron. The toy provides five different vibration speeds you can choose from, so you can build yourself slowly or go right at it at maximum speed.
The orifice is 4 inches deep and provides a good grip on your member. Just remember to use plenty of water-based lube before you give this toy a chance to blow-you-socks-off.
It’s worth noting that O Force 2 features a non-anatomical design which makes it ideal for couple play, while the waterproof capability makes it easy to clean. The only downside we found is that it uses disposable batteries, so you’ll have to keep spares at hand.
Fleshlight Launch
The fleshlight Launch automatically strokes your favorite fleshlight for you, with up to incredible 180 strokes per minute. And so, the men’s oldest sport just became hands-free.
To be more specific, Launch is an accessory to the already existing line of Fleshlight masturbators, and not a masturbator itself. It only masturbates for you, doing all the work while you get all the O’s.
The Launch has many exciting and breath-taking features, including VR sync options. Which means you can take your pornstar-inspired fleshlight, and let the Launch match the speed and intensity of your VR interactive pornography. If you still haven’t tried it, do it with the Launch – the experience is lifechanging.
Besides interactive mode, the toy also features a manual mode that allows you to select stroke starting position, length, and speed. The settings can be changed in-use, by using the touch-sensitive buttons on the toy, or by using the accompanying phone app.
Using Launch is an experience on its own. Pick your favorite fleshlight, pop it into the device, and you in for a wild ride to Ejacvill. And once the batteries are dry, hopefully, along with something else, plug the USB charger, and the Launch will be ready in no time.
Fleshlight QuickShot Launch
The experts at Fleshlight decided to upgrade QuickShot the same way the enhanced their fleshlights – by combining them with Launch. For those unfamiliar with the QuickShot, it’s a pocket pussy masturbator that actually fits your pocket, and Launch just made it hand-free.
The device underwent a complete makeover, and the QuickShot version now features two black handles, with control buttons on each handle. Feature-wise, the device now offers 250 strokes per minute, with four speeds and just as many stroke lengths.
Unlike the original Launch, the new iteration uses the QuickShot masturbator toy, which is open-ended, and only 3.5 inches long with the caps off. And let us tell you, the open end is a great idea, as it allows for more natural cleaning once your sprinkler goes off.
Once lubed up, and inside the toy, you’ll notice its ability to add more pleasurable friction. Depending on your stroke length setting, you can specifically target the base, shaft, or the tip of your penis. By using an appropriate stroke length, and employing your hands, you can simulate the feeling of a blowjob quite beautifully.
The only actual downside is the smartphone mount. Though it’s a great idea, depending on your shooting distance, you might end up covering your phone with baby juice.
Fleshlight Turbo Thrust
And while we’re talking about Fleshlights, we might as well mention their Turbo Thrust blowjob masturbator that simulates lips, throat, and tongue. And it doesn’t come with only one, but three different openings for added variation and stimulation.
This amazing sleeve actually runs on manual labor instead of batteries, but it’s so good that we had to mention it. It has two floating entries that move independently for one another, while gently gripping your penis. The effects closely mimic the sensations of the light caress of lips and tongue.
And as the first two entries feel like lips and tongue, the third one is designed and textured to feel like a throat. The open cutouts around the entries allow some airflow, which in combination with lube, provides a feeling closely similar to a blowjob.
Another great feature of cutouts is the versatility they provide, as they give you new ways to explore and play with the toy. You can enter through any hole you want, or use those cutout section to add some finger movement while stroking with one hand. With a toy this fantastic, you’re only limited by your imagination.
Inside the toy, the textured skin-like material provides a lot of sensation and fits all penis sizes completely. With such a fantastic internal texture, you’re left to close your eyes and enjoy some deepthroat action.
Fun Factory Cobra Libre 2
“Just the tip” isn’t the line most people want whispering in their ear, but when it comes to Cobra Libre 2, the tip is the only thing you need. In other words, it doesn’t envelope the whole male genitalia but pleasures their most sensitive parts – the glans.
The toy’s exterior is made from ABS plastic and hosts the ON/OFF button, as well as two control buttons, and a magnetic recharging port. It’s completely waterproof, which allows more fun under the shower, and easier maintenance.
Cobra Libre 2 delivers powerful vibrations right where you want them; you only need to apply the lube and enter its little house of vibes. The insides are made of body-friendly silicone, thanks to which the Cobra snuggly hugs the phyton.
Cobra Libre 2 is discreet, super-quiet, and travel-friendly. It’s also completely rechargeable and comes equipped with a universal charger so that you can orgasm on all the different continents.
Kiiroo Onyx 2
The Kiiroo Onyx 2 is an automatic male masturbator that goes hand-in-hand with its female counterpart, the Pearl 2. Fortunately for men everywhere, Kiiroo, the leading manufacturer of internet-enabled sex toys, sells Onyx 2 separately from its female companion.
With ten contracting rings, and a soft, life-like Fleshlight Superskin masturbatory sleeve, Onyx 2 is capable of providing you with otherworldly orgasms. All you have to do is insert your penis, press the button, and let this fully automatic marvel handle you down the road to Pleasuretown.
Onyx 2 offers up to 140 strokes per minute and has a sync feature with 2D video and VR. But it also connects to and syncs its movements with Pearl 2, which allows long-distance couples to enjoy themselves.
All this sexual fun is packed into a stylish black case that features a power button, an indicator light, and touch controls for speed regulation. The Onyx 2 is USB rechargeable, with the port on the backside of the device.
Tracey Cox Supersex Male Vibrator
This one-size-fits-all device of the ingenious design was inspired by Tracey Cox, an English expert on sex and dating. And though this is a male vibrator, it can be used by women, as Tracey encourages both men and women to introduce vibrations into their bedrooms.
This vibrator consists of a stretchy, three-inch sleeve that’s filled with the pleasure-giving dots, and a multispeed, egg-shaped vibrator. All you need to do is insert the egg vibrator into one end, and stretch the other end over the head of your upstanding member. Choose one of four speeds of varying intensity via a wired controller to stimulate the nerve endings located in the glans of your penis.
The egg-shaped vibrator can be used without the stretchy sleeve, which makes this device perfect for couples play, for external stimulation. Don’t forget to add plenty of water-based lube for maximum comfort.
Tracey Cox Supersex male vibrator is powered by 2 AAA disposable batteries that are sold separately. It’s an excellent option for those looking for a versatile sex toy, or those with a tight budget.
La Bocca Della Verita
As its name implies, La Bocca Della Verita or Mouth of Truth is a profoundly realistic male masturbator toy that features teeth, tongue, and even uvula. When used in combination with a plentiful amount of water-based lube, La Bocca Della Verita closely simulates oral sex.
This toy is made from high-quality TPE materials and features beautiful and gorgeous lips, plastic teeth, and a soft tongue. Brushing the tip of your penis against the ridges of the upper palate speaks the truth about the realistic nature of this toy.
The throat part of the toy is narrower and enhanced with ribs, ridges, and dots, to further enhance the deepthroat experience. Despite the material being plush and squishy to the touch, the teeth are considerably more firm. This isn’t necessarily bad, as it provides natural contrast of sensations, natural to blowjobs.
If you value realistic sex toys, give La Bocca Della Verita a try, we promise you’ll be pleasantly surprised.
Conclusion
Blowjob machines are a great addition to your bedroom arsenal, especially since they can be connected to a VR or your partner’s toy. With such fantastic features, it’s challenging to choose a single toy from this list. Then again, who said you should only select and purchase only one toy?
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